These are real conversations. ChatGPT and I haven’t rewritten them to make ourselves look cleverer or funnier after the fact.
ChatGPT:
Because once you've seen it...
You can't unsee it.
It's like a picture hanging 2 mm crooked.
Nobody else notices.
You walk past it every day thinking:
“Why hasn't anyone fixed that?”
Simone:
“Why hasn't anyone fixed that?” errm no, I bring my DeWalt and spirit and straighten the goddamn thing
ChatGPT:
🤣🤣🤣
I stand corrected.
Most people:
“Why hasn't anyone fixed that?”
You:
“Move.”
Opens toolbox.
Gets DeWalt.
Checks spirit level.
Fixes picture.
Mutters something about whoever put it up in the first place.
😂😂😂